This be about EVERYTHING

Everyone's so full of shit. Born and raised by hypocrites. Hearts recycled but never saved. From the cradle to the grave. We are the kids of war and peace from a nahem to the middle east. We are the stories and disciples of the Jesus of Suburbia.


i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via sniffing)


when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via pizza)


checking out the booty like


(via doughnot)


legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix, via zackisontumblr)



Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via pizza)


when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”


(Source: richwhiteboys, via pizza)

Me:oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me:no its not
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